Real
Life Stories from Male Strip Clubs!
Women are increasingly
finding that male strip clubs offer great entertainment. Many use
them as a venue for hen's nights. Most women find the experience
both hilarious, and arousing at the same time.
Craig
from Princes of the Night, has been in the male revue business for
many years, but two nights stand out in his mind.
"There was this Grandma,
she must have been mid-80’s, close to her 90’s. Very frail,
really bleached blond hair, and I was doing tongue-in-cheek to her
all night.
Anyway, one of the strippers
was near her in the audience and I pointed to him to bring her up.
So he put his hand out, and she’s walking up onto the stage and
all the other women have just gone like ‘oh my god, look at
this’.
He lay her down on the floor
and he started gyrating over the top of her, and I was looking at
her face and she had tears coming out of her eyes of laughter. He
did the splits kind of like on her and ... oh, the eruption of the
crowd. Anyway she got back to her seat and the girls couldn’t stop
clapping.
I
got a call about four days later from her grandson, and I thought he
was ringing up to complain. But he said, ‘look I’m just ringing
up to say thank you. I had to push her out of the house to go and
she came home drunk.
She
said, ‘I wasn’t going to come that night, but I walked in, I
wanted out, but I had the night of my life!’"
"A few
weeks ago I was in the supermarket on a Saturday night buying the
food for the evening show, and I got a call from a lady saying
‘look my daughters have booked in and I just want to ask for
something. I’ve got four daughters coming there, one’s getting
married and their friends will be there and I want her Dad to come
down and strip for her on your stage’.
So being me I said, ‘yeah
no problem, bring him down’. So he comes up here half way during
the night, I’ve walked up, and he’s this frail old fella, he’s
taking his pants off and he’s got his boxers and jocks on
underneath and an old sheep skin jacket.
And I said, ‘look put this
mask on so she doesn’t know who you are’, and I’ve run down
stairs and said, ‘ladies we’ve got a bit of a problem, one of
the strippers has had an accident on the way here tonight, so one of
the guys has picked up this guy. He looks alright, a little bit on
the old side, but please help him out, he needs all the support he
can get. He said he would do it.
’ And the girls are just
going ‘oh no’. So we put on ‘You Can Leave Your Hat On’, and
he comes out and he’s got this white polar jacket on, an ugly
man’s mask that we use, and he starts dancing on the stage and all
his daughters are on the front seats.
He’s
dancing around and takes off his jacket and the girls are going
‘oh yuck’ and then he’s touching the girl’s hair ... then
off with the boxer shorts so he’s down to his jocks. Then he pulls
his mask off, and the girls just collapsed with laughter and
they’ve all grabbed each other and started hugging and kissing and
their mother came in too. They couldn’t believe their old man was
up there at the Princes of the Night doing a show for them."
This
is an extract of "Hen's Nights", a feature article from Purve
ezine.
This
article also appears at Sex
for Women Info
|